Trump Gives His Own Account of the Mueller Report on 'SNL'

Apr 01, 2019, 01:34
Trump Gives His Own Account of the Mueller Report on 'SNL'

The dictator appoints someone who exonerates him.

"What I was really targeted for by the Mueller team and these individuals had nothing to do with Russian Federation; it had to do with my work in Israel and my work as an energy lobbyist", he said.

De Niro: "I am submitting these 380 pages".

He added that he thought a new investigation would now be opened "into those who committed this unlawful, unjust witch hunt, as the president calls it".

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Sunday on ABC's "This Week", 2020 Democratic presidential hopeful Sen.

They say Trump directed his personal lawyer Michael Cohen to make illegal hush-money payments to two women as a way to quash potential sex scandals during the campaign.

Robert De Niro once again reprised his spot-on impression of Mueller, as the night's cold open showed the differences between what Mueller wrote in his report, what US Attorney General William Barr (Aidy Bryant) wrote in the summary, and finally what Donald Trump ended up Tweeting in response.

As Mueller penned a carefully written report detailing the nuances of the investigation, Barr filtered the info into carefully worded pro-Trump propaganda, that Trump himself celebrated on Twitter with air horns and incoherence.

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From left, President Donald Trump and acting White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney, and Deputy Secretary of State John Sullivan, sit together during a meeting with Caribbean leaders at Mar-A Lago, Friday, March 22, 2019, in Palm Beach, Fla.

Now, Attorney General William Barr told lawmakers that he expects to release a redacted version of Mueller's report by mid-April, later than the deadline set by Democrats.

Earlier in the day, Barr sent a letter to Congress, informing lawmakers that the Department of Justice may release the report on the two-year-long Russian Federation investigation "by mid-April, if not sooner", after the redacting of classified information.

The special counsel delivered the report, which documented his investigation into whether Russian Federation interfered in the 2016 presidential election and if members of the Trump campaign colluded with Moscow, to Barr on March 22.

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